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May 22 2018

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mrkevinmchale:

buzzfeed:

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

im crying

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

Listen guys, I have a BA in English and an MA in Professional Writing and I have:

Forgotten the word “gums” and called them “teeth cuticles”
Forgotten the term “liquor store” and called it a “rum-o-rama”
Forgotten the word “mohawk” and called it a “head mustache”

The list goes on and on. Wording is HARD. 

You know that putty you put in holes before you paint a wall? I forgot the word “putty,” called it “hole-be-gone” instead, and now my whole family refers to it as hole-be-gone.

it’s hard to make the brain do the english, ok!?

I wish I had this skill.
When I lose a word, my brain derails. I use the term ‘derail’ because it is the mental equivalent of a train derailment (just easier to clean up)

At the staff meeting, my boss referred to the clipboard as “that snappy board”

My 4-year-old nephew didn’t know the word “knuckle” so he told us his finger knee hurt.

I forgot the word “speech” once so I said “you wrote me an essay with your mouth”

Dad once temporarily had the term “auto body filler” leave his brain; the Canadian Tire worker had her whole day made when he cheerfully said, “I’m here to procure some…car-spackle!”

I once forgot the work barrel so I described it as a round wooden box and then something “pirates put rum in it” before my mate figured out what I meant.

Oh god. Here we go.

Once upon a time, I had a lot of trouble communicating with friends. It could be argued that I still do.

In my first year of high school, I was talking to this one girl who I’ll call Lullaby. We had literally every class together, so we started hanging out all the time.

During lunch, we had a conversation about our experiences dating girls vs. dating guys in a sexual manner. We get back and we go to the rest of our classes, and she starts out the door.

What I WANT to say is “Come back”

Of course my brain decides that there are synonyms to words that sound like that, since it won’t actually word.

I blurt out, in front of half of my class.

“Ejaculate back!”

I do this a lot.

Here are some good ones:

I stepped on something gross and it got between my toes, and in my distress I referred to my toes as “feet teeth.”

I was very proud to have finished the “plate laundry.”

I told my ex to go look in the garage, only I said “car pantry.”

But my VERY FAVORITE is when I couldn’t remember the word for brown, so I called it “boring purple.”

>  I once forgot the work barrel so I described it as a round wooden box and then something “pirates put rum in it” before my mate figured out what I meant.

“Something pirates put rum in” is usually “pirates” in my experience.

Look, I still maintain “food closet” is a perfectly acceptable term if you can’t remember “pantry”.

Conversely I once forgot the term “linen closet” and told my mum to get a sheet from the Blanket Pantry.

our entire household refers to the compost bin as the “dirt recycling”

The word was “obituaries”

i did this today when i asked my friend what the word is for “astral projection, but science for normies”

it was lucid dreaming

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may12324:

I got an ask recently about the idea of a mermaid with Vitiligo, so here we are! A black ghost knife mermaid with vitiligo.

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peraltiagoisland:

text post meme: Gina Linetti

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rmick24:

I’ve never related to something as much as this

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j-k-i-ng:

“Jellyfish“ by | Alex Schwarze

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justemoinue2:

Sunset over Wide Hollow

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protego-et-servio:

peppermonster:

ruinedchildhood:

Daniel Radcliffe on a normal Tuesday morning walk

Mood

For those of you curious, Daniel was in the middle of filming Guns Akimbo. Link

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coiour-my-world:

Morning dew

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lunasage96:

shitmensendme:

getinmelanin011:

hoekagei:

SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

This is so so so so so fucking FUCKING accurate, oh my God!!

Bringing this back for summer 18

This should transcend time and space itself.

Spiderman!

Spiderman!

Does whatever a spider can!

Is he strong? Listen bud!

He don’t really feel so good…

LOOK OUT! THERE GOES THE SPIDER MAN!!!

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jayjaysingh:

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jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

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rowantreeisme:

dogaesthetics:

sirfrogsworth:

This is Bazz the Beekeeper. A black lab who is specially trained to sniff out disease in bee hives. In Australia the bees do not stay inside and it isn’t safe for Bazz to go in sniffing without protection. So his owner created a custom beekeeper suit to keep him safe. And it is kinda adorable.

so darn PURE

@superstringharmony

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candidlyautistic:

uuddlrlrba-start:

tubacondom:

beaux-knows:

American healthcare system be like

I️ fucking hate this

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

there, I fixed it

Where is the lie

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